The Uncle Roy Show
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NOW/HERE IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN IF NOT HERE THEN WHERE I WAS WONDERIN DO, WE REALLY CARE IF NOT US THEN WHO IF NOT ME AND YOU THEN WHO’S GONNA DO ALL WE NEED TO DO TALKIN ‘BOUT MY GENERATION DID WE DIE OR JUST GROW OLD LOVE IS STILL THE ANSWER AND IF ITS NOT TOO LATE MAYBE WE CAN SAVE OUR SOULS CALLIN TO THE GENERATIONS THE ANSWER STAY THE SAME WE WERE SO MUCH OLDER THEN WE’RE SO MUCH YOUNGER NOW, LETS ACT OUR AGE I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT WITH ALL MY MIGHT I’M GONNA RAGE ARE THE CHIMES OF FREEDOM REALLY FLASHING WELL THE TIMES MY FRIEND ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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I WANNA WRITE YOU THAT PERFECT LOVE SONG
HAVE IT SUNG BY PATSY CLINE
I WANNA WRITE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
I WANNA WRITE ALWAYS ON MY MIND
I WANNA WRITE FOR YA JUST LIKE HANK WILLIAMS
BUT I AINT QUITE READY TO DIE
I WANNA FLY JUST LIKE THE EAGLES
I WANNA GIVE YOU THE BEST OF MY LOVE
I WANNA SING JUST LIKE AL GREEN
BUT IT WINDS UP SOUNDING MORE LIKE EARNEST TUBB
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE SAYS
LONG AS YOU DON'T THINK IT SUCKS
I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
GONNA DO IT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW
WRITE ANOTHER CORNY LOVE SONG
GONNA SING IT WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
I WANNA KEEP YOU SATISFIED LIKE MUDDY WATERS
OH BABY PLEASE DON'T GO
I WANNA WRITE YOU THAT PERFECT LOVE SONG
HAVE IT SUNG BY OL' RAY PRICE
I WANNA WRITE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
I WANNA WRITE HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT
I WANNA WRITE FOR YA JUST LIKE HANK WILLIAMS
BUT I AINT QUITE READY TO DIE
I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
GONNA DO IT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW
WRITE ANOTHER CORNY LOVE SONG
GONNA SING IT WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
BE MY CHER AND I'LL BE YOUR SONNY
OH BABY PLEASE DON'T GO

I WANNA WRITE YOU THAT PERFECT LOVE SONG
HAVE IT SUNG BY PATSY CLINE
I WANNA WRITE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
I WANNA WRITE ALWAYS ON MY MIND
I WANNA WRITE FOR YA JUST LIKE HANK WILLIAMS
BUT I AINT QUITE READY TO DIE


I WANNA FLY JUST LIKE THE EAGLES
I WANNA GIVE YOU THE BEST OF MY LOVE
I WANNA SING JUST LIKE AL GREEN
BUT IT WINDS UP SOUNDING MORE LIKE ERNEST TUBB
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE SAYS
LONG AS YOU DON'T THINK IT SUCKS


I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
GONNA DO IT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW
WRITE ANOTHER CORNY LOVE SONG
GONNA SING IT WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
I WANNA KEEP YOU SATISFIED LIKE MUDDY WATERS
OH BABY PLEASE DON'T GO


I WANNA WRITE YOU THAT PERFECT LOVE SONG
HAVE IT SUNG BY OL' RAY PRICE
I WANNA WRITE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
I WANNA WRITE HELP ME MAKE IT THRU THE NIGHT
I WANNA WRITE FOR YA JUST LIKE HANK WILLIAMS
BUT I AINT QUITE READY TO DIE


I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
GONNA DO IT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW
WRITE ANOTHER CORNY LOVE SONG
GONNA SING IT WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
BE MY CHER AND I'LL BE YOUR SONNY
OH BABY PLEASE DON'T GO

 

The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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I PUT SOME NEW STRINGS ON MY OLD GUITAR MIGHT BE SNOW ON THE ROOF BUT DOWN BELOW THERE'S A FIRE THE LONGER IT BURNS THE BRIGHTER THE STAR AND THERE STILL MIGHT BE TIME FOR YOU IF I COME ON TOO STRONG I MAY APPEAR TO HUNGRY COMIN' OUT OF LEFT FIELD I MIGHT GET LUCKY BUT IF I STAND MY GROUND AND JUST KEEP IT FUNKY I CAN DO WHAT I GOTTA DO WELL TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO MAN BUT THE TIME FEELS RIGHT FOR ME TO MAKE MY STAND IT'S A ROUGH JOB BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT BELIEVE I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH YOU
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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THAT AINT NO GUN I GOT IN MY POCKET IT'S JUST I'M TOO GLAD TO SEE YOU EVERYTIME YA COME AROUND I THINK I SEE MY NAME WRITTEN ON YOUR LOCKET AND IT SCARES ME TO THE BONE THINKIN' WHERE WE MIGHT BE FOUND I'M HIDIN' OUT HERE ON THE COUNTY LINE STAY UNDERCOVER TILL THE STORMS SUBSIDE I FEEL NOTHIN BUT BIG TROUBLE A BREWIN' WE COULD BREAK US SOME HEARTS IF WE BE SO INCLINED I'M LAYIN LOW SAME OLD PEOPLE SAME OLD QUESTIONS SAME OLD ANSWERS WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS SAME OLD WALLS SAME OLD TELEPHONE SAME OLD ME SITTIN HERE ON MY OWN LAYIN' LOW TIL' THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS OVER GONNA COOL MY HEELS TIL' THE HEAT DIES DOWN I FEEL NOTHIN' BUT BIG TROUBLE BREWIN' DON'T SEE NO NEED TO BE HANGIN' AROUND I'M LAYIN' LOW
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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LIT MY PIP[E ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS IT WAS 4 A.M. AND I WAS HEADIN ON BACK FROM THE BORDER THERE WERE TWO COORS TRUCKS AND A MIGHTY LONG FREIGHT TRAIN RACIN' EACH OTHER DOWN THE OLD FOUR LANE GOIN' THE OTHER WAY AS I WAS HEADIN' HOME FROM A BAR I WORKED AT IN THE POURING RAIN THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THE BRIDGE SHOULD BE BUT MY HEADLIGHTS QUIT WORKIN' I CAN BARELY SEE THIS OLD HI WAY I THOUGHT I KNEW WHERE I WAS GOIN' SEEMS I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE IT'S MIGHTY COLD HERE IN EAST ALABAMA I'M STILL IN BED IN MY PAJAMAS PLAYIN' MY GUITAR THE CAR WON'T START BUT THE PIPES DIDN'T FREEZE I'M SITTING HERE ON BENDED KNEES TRYIN' TO WRITE THIS SONG WITH MY KITTY CAT FRIEND WHO'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S LISTENING I THOUGHT I KNEW WHERE I WAS GOING THEN I FOUND YOU THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THE BRIDGE SHOULD GO I'M LOOKIN' OUT MY WINDOW HOPIN' FOR SNOW THINKIN' ABOUT LONG AGO WHEN I LIT MY PIP[E ON THE RAILROAD TRACKS IT WAS 4 A.M. AND I WAS HEADIN ON BACK FROM THE BORDER FROM A BAR I WORKED AT IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND IN THE POURING RAIN BACK WHEN I KNEW WHERE I WAS GOING 10 FOOT TALL AND BULLETPROOF
The Uncle Roy Show
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THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKIN’ HERE’S TO THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKIN’ SPENDIN THE HOURS WITH A BOTTLE AND A GLASS WE’RE ALL HERE FOR A GOOD TIME YA’LL LOOK LIKE FRIENDS OF MINE IF YOU PARDON THE BAD RHYMES THAT’S ALL I ASK SHE LEFT AWHILE AGO, DROVE OFF IN THAT OLD PINTO PULLIN THE WINNEBAGO, SHE RAN OVER MY BIKE NOW I’M POURIN OUT MY SOUL, WITH THIS OLD COUNTRY ROCK N ROLL I GOT NOWHERE TO GO BUT I’M HERE TO TESTIFY … CHORUS SHE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND, WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM SHE HAD HERSELF ANOTHER PLAN ‘BOUT HOW IT WAS GONNA BE NOW I’M UP HERE ON THIS STAGE, TRYIN NOT TO ACT MY AGE NOW SHE’S TURNED THE PAGE I’M HERE TO TESTIFY TO THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKIN’ SPENDIN THE HOURS IN THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS WE’RE ALL HERE FOR A GOOD TIME YA’LL LOOK LIKE FRIENDS OF MINE IF YOU PARDON THE BAD RHYMES THATS ALL I ASK BUT IF YOU CAN’T BE, HELL THAT’S FINE JUST KISS MY ASS
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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SAW A COOL OLD CARD AT THE K MART TODAY COMMEMORATING ANNIVERSARIES THREE YEARS THURSDAY SINCE THE DAY WE WED I GUESS I BETTER CHECK OUT JUST WHAT IT SAID YOU'RE MY PAL, YOU'RE MY PARTNER YOU'RE MY LOVER, YOU'RE MY HELPER YOU'RE MY TEACHER YOU'RE MY CONFIDANT, MY THERAPIST MY BEST FRIEND AND MY CHEERLEADER WELL I GOT A LITTLE MISTY, IT WAS HARD TO RESIST BUT I KNEW WE SAID NO MORE STORE BOUGHT GIFTS THATS WHAT IT SAID AND IT STILL RANG TRUE THATS THE WAY I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU YOU'RE MY PAL YOU'RE MY PARTNER YOU'RE MY LOVER, YOU'RE MY HELPER YOU'RE MY TEACHER YOU'RE MY CONFIDANT, MY THERAPIST MY BEST FRIEND AND MY CHEERLEADER FROM THE CAROLINAS TO THE CASCADE RANGE ST. GEORGE ISLAND TO THE TEXAS PLAINS HERE WE ARE IN THE HEART OF DIXIE I'M SURE GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE WITH ME THE CARD DIDN'T MENTION NO GEOGRAPHY I MADE THAT PART UP FROM MY MEMORY TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO FOR YOU WHEN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY UP JUMPED THIS TUNE THREE YEARS AGO WELL WE SAID I DO I STILL DO, HOPIN' YOU DO TO ALL THATS LEFT FOR ME TO SAY IS HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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HELENA Y MARIA LAURA VIVEM EN PORTO ALEGRE MARCIA FAZ A COMIDA O TIO TOCA GUITARRA JOAO PEDRO VAI ESCOLA E' SERGIO E' NADIA TAMBEM MARIA ESTA EN TERESINA HONAS NO COPUTADOR
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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WHEN THE QUESTIONS ASKED THE TEACHER WILL APPEAR I JUST HAD TO LAUGH ABOUT UNANSWERED PRAYERS THERE AINT NONE THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BLOWING IN YOUR EAR IT'S THERE FOR EVERYIONE BUT ONLY A FEW WILL HEAR ARE YOU ONE? IT'S THERE FOR YOU IT'S THERE FOR ME IT'S THERE FOR EVERYONE THE FATHER, THE SPIRIT, THE SON DIG A LITTLE DEEPER IN THAT OLD WELL SPRING IT'S WAITING RIGHT INSIDE TO HEAR THE BELLS OF FREEDOM RING CAN YOU HEAR IT? YOU CAN HEAR IT ROARIN' DEEP INSIDE YOUR BRAIN YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO LOSE EXCEPT YOUR CHAINS CAN YOU FEEL IT? FLYIN' ON JUST THE RIGHT WING DON'T SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO ME HE SAID "WHAT YOU DO TO THE LEAST OF 'EM YOU'RE DOING TO ME" I HEAR MY SAVIOUR CALLING I HEAR HIM ALL AROUND I FEEL MY BURDENS FALLIN' TO THAT JOYOUS SOUND I CAN FEEL IT IT'S THERE FOR YOU IT'S THERE FOR ME IT'S THERE FOR EVERYONE THE FATHER, THE SPIRIT, THE SON
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE THE NEW KID IN TOWN FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE SO MAKE EACH SHOT COUNT DON'T DISMOUNT TIL' YA SEE 'EM SMILE KEEP YOUR BACK TO THE WALL YOUR EYE ON THE TRAIL NEW RIDERS COMIN' BUT TO NO AVAIL CAN YOU HANG ON THAT LONG TO THE LAST GOODBYE SONG SO YOU BETTER MOVE ON THAT SHINY SIX SHOOTER WILL ONLY IMPRESS 'EM FOR A LITTLE WHILE THAT MEXICAN LEATHER YOU BEEN SO PROUD OF IS STARTING TO FADE PAINT'S GETTIN' OLD YOU'RE WEARIN' THIN YOU COULD SETTLE ON DOWN QUIT RIDIN' THE WIND THAT LAST COWBOY SONG WON'T LAST THAT LONG SO YOU BETTER MOVE ON YOU BETTER MOVE ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FACE THE MUSIC YOU BETTER MOVE ON OR YOU MIGHT HAVE TO STAY HERE AND PROVE IT HANG UP YOUR GUNS OR STAY ON THE RUN TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO ONE YOU'RE GETTIN' TOO OLD TO DO IT JUST FOR THE FUN SO YOU BETTER MOVE ON
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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WHO AM I TO TALK 'BOUT WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN I BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK AND I BEEN AROUND THAT DON'T MEAN I KNOW AND I GOT THE RIGHT APPROACH I MAY APPEAR TO KNOW BUT IF THE TRUTH BE TOLD I AINT GOT A CLUE WHEN YOU POINT YOUR FINGER THERE'LL BE FOUR POINTIN' BACK AT YOU IT'S SO EASY TO LINGER INSTEAD OF DOIN' THE THINGS THAT YOU GOT TO WHO AM I TO TALK I AINT WALKED IN YOUR SHOES I MAY APPEAR TO KNOW BUT THE TRUTH BE TOLD I AINT GOT A CLUE A WISE OLD OWL SAT ON AN OAK THE MORE HE SAW THE LESS HE SPOKE THE LESS HE SPOKE THE MORE HE HEARD WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE LIKE THAT WISE OLD BIRD WHO AM I TO TALK I AINT WALKED IN YOUR SHOES I MAY APPEAR TO KNOW BUT THE TRUTH BE TOLD I AINT GOT A CLUE
The Uncle Roy Show
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IS THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’ WORTH THE SCREWIN’ THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’ IS THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’ WORTH THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’ IS WHAT MY DEAR DADDY USE TO ASK CHECK OU THE FUZZ ON THAT TOMATO BUS THE FIRST LIAR HERE HE AINT GOT A CHANCE YOU CAN JUST AS SOON MARRY A RICH ONE BUSTER TO THINE OWN SELF BE THUE IS THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’ WORTH THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTING IS ALL THAT I’M GONNA ASK YOU EIGHT YEARS OLD WHEN I JOINED HIM ON THE ROAD HAULIN’ BED BUGS IN THAT ’51 MACK COAST TO COAST NORTH AND SOUTH SOMETIMES GOT A MOTEL AND A SIX PACK WELL I GOT CAUGHT BY THAT OLD ASPHALT AND I NEVER EVER DID LOOK BACK BUT THRU THE YEARS AND THE BLOOD SWEAT AND BEERS I REALIZE DAD WAS ON THE RIGHT TRACK HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRINK AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO THINK ABOUT LIFE AND LIVIN’ON THE HIGHWAY HOW TO DRIVE A TRUCK HOW TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT LIFE AND LIVIN’ IT THE RIGHT WAY TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT AND TAUGHT ME ‘BOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE BUT HE DID IT IN A SLY WAY HE WAS JUST LIKE ME AND WE NEVER COULD AGREE HE KNEW I HAD TO GO AND DO IT ALL MY WAY
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY TOOK MY BABY AWAY STARTED OUT ON WHISKEY SOON WAS BLOWIN' COCAINE RAN INTO WEST COAST MONEY AND THAT HOLLYWOOD THANG FORGOT WHERE SHE COME FROM STARTED GOIN' INSANE WHAT ABOUT TEXAS AND DIXIELAND WHAT ABOUT THE GOOD OL BOYS PLAYIN' IN THE BAND WHAT ABOUT THE BAYOU AND BAKERSFIELD WHAT ABOUT 3 CHORDS, THE TRUTH AND THE REAL DEAL
The Uncle Roy Show
2006-00-00
Roy Schultz

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BECAUSE OF THE WARM RED WINE I'M WALKIN' THE FLOOR OVER YOU SO DARLIN' THANKS A LOT AND BARTENDER PASS THE BOOZE IT'S BEEN SO LONG DARLIN' BUT ONLY THE THOUGHTS OF A FOOL FOR I HAD HALF A MIND TO LEAVE YOU BUT ONLY HALF THE HEART TO GO LETS WALTZ ACROSS TEXAS MR. JUKEBOX AND SET UP TWO GLASSES JOE FOR I'VE GOT FORTUNES IN MEMORIES AND A LITTLE OLD BAND OF GOLD I'LL GET ALONG SOMEHOW FOREVER IS ENDING TODAY WE'LL SAY GOODBYE LIKE WE SAID HELLO IN A FRIENDLY SORT OF WAY BECAUSE OF THE WARM RED WINE I'M WALKIN' THE FLOOR OVER YOU SO DARLIN' THANKS A LOT AND BARTENDER PASS THE BOOZE
The Uncle Roy Show
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SO LET ‘EM DANCE AS A CHILD OF THE 60’S I LEARNED ALL I KNOW FROM THE RADIO THRU THAT WINDOW IN MY ROOM I HEARD JAZZ & COUNTRY BLUES BECOME ROCK & ROLL THAT MUSIC TOOK A HOLD OF MY SOUL AND NEVER LET IT GO TAUGHT ME ‘BOUT LIFE & LOVE & GIRLS & DRUMS & SAXOPHONES CAUGHT THE ROCKIN’ PNEUMONIA AND A BAD CASE OF BOOGIE WOOGIE FLU I DIDN’T NEED NO DOCTOR JUST A SHOT OF THOSE RHYTHM & BLUES A GUMBO SIZE BOWL OF THAT FUNKY OLD MEMPHIS SOUL STEW THE THANG KEEPS ON TWANGIN’ SO I AINT HANGIN UP MY ROCK AND ROLL SHOES GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY RUNAROUND SUE SHORT FAT FANNIE LITTLE LATIN LUPE LU JUST WANNA DANCE, JUST WANNA DANCE, SO LET ‘EM DANCE MUSTANG SALLY OO POO PA DOO POLK SALAD ANNIE PRETTY PRETTY PEGGY SUE JUST WANNA DANCE, SO LET ‘EM DANCE, C’MON AND DANCE SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER BABY C’MON AND SHOOT YOUR SHOT DOWN ON FUNKY FUNKY BROADWAY C’MON N’ SHAKE AND FINGER POP YOU KNOW I WANT TO BUT I CAN’T STOP HEY

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