UNCLE ROY: Music
The Power of Positive Drinkin'
(The Uncle Roy Show)
THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKIN’
HERE’S TO THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKIN’
SPENDIN THE HOURS WITH A BOTTLE AND A GLASS
WE’RE ALL HERE FOR A GOOD TIME
YA’LL LOOK LIKE FRIENDS OF MINE
IF YOU PARDON THE BAD RHYMES
THAT’S ALL I ASK
SHE LEFT AWHILE AGO, DROVE OFF IN THAT OLD PINTO
PULLIN THE WINNEBAGO, SHE RAN OVER MY BIKE
NOW I’M POURIN OUT MY SOUL,
WITH THIS OLD COUNTRY ROCK N ROLL
I GOT NOWHERE TO GO BUT I’M HERE TO TESTIFY …
CHORUS
SHE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND, WHAT KIND OF MAN I AM
SHE HAD HERSELF ANOTHER PLAN ‘BOUT HOW IT WAS GONNA BE
NOW I’M UP HERE ON THIS STAGE, TRYIN NOT TO ACT MY AGE
NOW SHE’S TURNED THE PAGE I’M HERE TO TESTIFY
TO THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKIN’
SPENDIN THE HOURS IN THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS
WE’RE ALL HERE FOR A GOOD TIME
YA’LL LOOK LIKE FRIENDS OF MINE
IF YOU PARDON THE BAD RHYMES
THATS ALL I ASK
BUT IF YOU CAN’T BE,
HELL THAT’S FINE
JUST KISS MY ASS