UNCLE ROY: Music
Is the Screwin' You're Gettin' Worth the Screwin' You're Gettin'
(The Uncle Roy Show)
IS THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’
WORTH THE SCREWIN’ THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’
IS THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’
WORTH THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’
IS WHAT MY DEAR DADDY USE TO ASK
CHECK OU THE FUZZ ON THAT TOMATO BUS
THE FIRST LIAR HERE HE AINT GOT A CHANCE
YOU CAN JUST AS SOON MARRY
A RICH ONE BUSTER
TO THINE OWN SELF BE THUE
IS THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTIN’
WORTH THE SCREWIN THAT YOU’RE GETTING
IS ALL THAT I’M GONNA ASK YOU
EIGHT YEARS OLD WHEN I JOINED HIM ON THE ROAD
HAULIN’ BED BUGS IN THAT ’51 MACK
COAST TO COAST NORTH AND SOUTH
SOMETIMES GOT A MOTEL AND A SIX PACK
WELL I GOT CAUGHT BY THAT OLD ASPHALT
AND I NEVER EVER DID LOOK BACK
BUT THRU THE YEARS AND THE BLOOD SWEAT AND BEERS
I REALIZE DAD WAS ON THE RIGHT TRACK
HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRINK
AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO THINK
ABOUT LIFE AND LIVIN’ON THE HIGHWAY
HOW TO DRIVE A TRUCK HOW TO GIVE A FUCK
ABOUT LIFE AND LIVIN’ IT THE RIGHT WAY
TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT AND TAUGHT ME ‘BOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE BUT HE DID IT IN A SLY WAY
HE WAS JUST LIKE ME AND WE NEVER COULD AGREE
HE KNEW I HAD TO GO AND DO IT ALL MY WAY