UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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MUCHO GUSTO THREE TOED SLOTHS AND MONKEYS PLAYIN’ OUT MY FRONT DOOR MAKES IT MIGHTY HARD TO LEAVE SCRATCHIN’ IN THE SUN USIN’ ALL THREE TOES MONKEYS LOVIN’ IN THE TREES DON’T YOU KNOW IT MAKES IT HARD TO GO BACK WHERE THEY SAY THAT I COME FROM MUCHO GUSTO MI AMIGO, ADIOS I’LL BE BACK WITH A SONG AY YAI YAI ANNIVERSARIO PURE VIDA MI CORAZON WHERE ARE THE LAVA GIRLS TONIGHT PABLO WHERES THE WINE FELIPES DRIVIN’ I’M RIGHT BEHIND MI MARIA BY MY SIDE BOUNCIN’ DOWN THAT OLD QUEPOS ROAD BLACK SAND BEACHES IN THE RAIN MUCHO GUSTO MI AMIGO ADIOS I’LL BE BACK AGAIN AY YAI YAI ANNIVERSARIO PURE VIDA MI CORAZON PLENTY OF ROOM AT THE HOTEL COSTA RICA SI COMO NO, PLEASE LET ME GO THREE TOED SLOTHS AND MONKEYS PLAYIN’ OUT MY FRONT DOOR MAKES IT MIGHTY HARD TO LEAVE SCRATCHIN’ IN THE SUN USIN’ ALL THREE TOES MONKEYS LOVIN’ IN THE TREES DON’T YOU KNOW IT MAKES IT HARD TO GO BACK WHERE THEY SAY THAT I BELONG MUCHO GUSTO MI AMIGO, ADIOS I’LL BE BACK WITH A SONG
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

Lyrics

A NEW DAY IT’S A NEW DAY, TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF TALKIN’ IT’S A NEW DAY TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF WALKIN’ INTO THE LIGHT AND WITH ALL OUR MIGHT I BELIEVE WE CAN IT’S NEW DAY TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF SEEIN’ IT’S A NEW DAY TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF BEIN’ THE LOVIN’ KIND AND WITH ALL OUR MIGHT YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN THE LIGHT WE BEEN SEEIN’ AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL MIGHT NOT BE A TRAIN AFTER ALL WE BEEN DOWN FOR SO LONG NOW IT’S SO GOOD NOT HAVING TO CRAWL IT’S A NEW DAY TIME FOR A NEW OF FEELIIN’ IT’S ANEW DAY TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF HEALIN’ OUR TORTURED MINDS AND WITH ALL OUR MIGHT YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN AND THE TIME IS NOW SOLO IT’S A NEW DAY, TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF TALKIN’ IT’S A NEW DAY TIME FOR A NEW WAY OF WALKIN’ INTO THE LIGHT AND WITH ALL OUR MIGHT YES WE CAN …
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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AFTER NASHVILLE WE THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE WANTIN’ BARELY KNOW WHAT WE HAVE THINKIN’ IT‘ILL ALL BE CLEAR IN A COUPLE DAYS THINK WE KNOW WHERE WE’RE HEADIN’ BARELY KNOW WHERE WE BEEN FIGURE WE’LL KNOW FOR SURE IN A COUPLE DAYS AFTER NASHVILLE WE THINK WE GOT ALL THE ANSWERS BARELY HAVE A CLUE FIGURE WE’LL KNOW THE SCORE IN A COUPLE DAYS WE GOT BIG CONNECTIONS THAT DON’T KNOW WHO WE ARE GONNA HAVE TO SET ‘EM STRAIGHT IN A COUPLE DAYS AFTER NASHVILLE BABY WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE JUST HANG ON NO NEED TO CHUCK IT ALL FOR A COUNTRY SONG WE THINK WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE LOOKIN’ FOR WE CAN BARELY SEE WITH ALL THEM STARS AROUND HARDLY SEE THE TREES WE THINK WE KNOW WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WE CAN BARELY HEAR THINKIN’ IT WILL ALL BE CLEAR IN A COUPLE DAYS AFTER NASHVILLE BEEN ALL ACROSS THE USA HALFWAY ROUND THE WORLD ALL I THINK I KNOW IS THAT YOU’RE STILL MY GIRL WE THINK WE KNOW WHERE WE’RE GOIN’ BARELY KNOW WE BEEN GONE WE’LL KNOW A LITTLE MORE IN A COUPLE DAYS THIS JOURNEY GOES ON FOREVER NO IT DON’T JUST STOP HERE IT’LL TAKE US MORE THAN JUST A COUPLE DAYS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE MORE THAN A COUPLE DAYS AFTER NASHVILLE
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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THE STRAND 1974 I GOT FOUR WALLS AND A SIX FOOT CEILING THAT’S WHAT I CALL HOME DRINKIN’ HOT COFFEE WITH COLD, COLD FEELINGS THAT WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE I GOT A GREEN OCEAN OUT MY FRONT DOOR THE SKY IS JUST AS GRAY I FIND MYSELF JUST WALKIN THE FLOOR WITH NOTHIN MUCH TO SAY TIME IS HOW YOU SPEND IT MONEYS JUST THE SAME I WASTE IT DAY AFTER DAY TRYIN TO HIDE THE BLAME THEN I REMEMBER WHAT I’M DOIN’ HERE AND I WIPE A SWOLLEN EYE THEN I GRAB ANOTHER COLD BEER MAKES IT EASIER TO TESTIFY I GOT DERELICTS FOR MY NEIGHBORS BUT THEY’RE ALL REAL GOOD FOLKS SOMETIMES WE READ THE PAPERS EVEN IF JUST FOR A JOKE THIS BEACH IS THE PLACE FOR ME CAUSE OF THE WAY I FEEL MIGHTY LONELY, AT LEAST I’M FREE STILL AINT NO BIG DEAL LIFE IS HOW YA MAKE IT LOVE’S ABOUT THE SAME I BURN IT UP DAY AFTER DAY TRYIN’ TO HIDE THE FLAME THEN I REMEMBER WHAT I’M DOIN’ HERE AND I WIPE A SWOLLEN EYE THEN I GRAB ANOTHER COLD BEER MAKES IT EASIER TO CRY
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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CLOUDY DAYS CLOUDY DAYS CHOPPY WAVES PEOPLE GOIN’ THER SEPARATE WAYS IT STARTS TO RAIN NOTHINGS CHANGED EVERYTHING STILL REMAINS THE SAME WALLS & BRIDGES STAND BETWEEN US PEOPLE IN THE WAY WE’RE THE ONES WHO’VE MADE IT CLEAR WHAT IT IS TODAY THE SUN OUTSIDE IT COULD BE SHINING THE TIES WE MAKE COULD ALL BE BINDING WE’RE ALL CAUGHT LOOKING FOR THAT SILVER LINING WHAT IS IT WE’RE REALLY FINDING WE MAKE THE BED THAT WE SLEEP IN I’M STILL LEARNING HOW THOUGHT I FOUND OUT LONG AGO THEN WHY AM I STILL LOOKING NOW SUNNY DAYS WILL SOON BE HERE SPRING MAKES WAY FOR SUMMERS NEAR WE KNOW NOT SURE, WHAT LIES AHEAD WE KNOW FOR SURE, THAT LOOKING BACK IS DEAD IF THE CIRCLE GOES UNBROKEN LOVE’S JUST AROUND THE BEND HAD MY SHARE OF HEARTACHES ABOUT TIME FOR ALL THAT TO END
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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WICHITA BROKE DOWN LOADED ON THE WICHITA TURNPIKE LIMPED INTO TOWN TO SEE WHAT COULD BE DONE TOOK ABOUT A WEEK BUT WE FINALLY GOT ‘ER FIXED GOT IN SOME LICKS AND HAD A LITTLE FUN THE FIRST TIME I MET ANNIE SHE HAD A BLACK RING ‘ROUND ONE EYE INTRODUCED ME TO HER NEICE WHAT A PIECE A’ COUNTRY PIE FELL IN AND OUTTA LOVE IN WICHITA KANSAS HER TRUCK DRIVIN’ OLD MAN WAS ON THE COAST SHE HAD SOME THINGS GOIN’ THAT I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SHE WAS LIVIN’ THERE AND I WAS ONLY PASSIN’ THRU WELL THAT’S WHAT ANNIE TOLD ME AND ITS PROBABLY WHAY SHE MEANT BUT AUNT ANNIE WENT TO NEBRASKA SHE DIDN’T KNOW HOW IT WENT SOLO WE SAID GOODBYE EVERY NIGHT FOR A WEEK NEVER KNOWING WHEN I’D LEAVE STUPID DRUNK IN WICHITA KANSAS ALCOHOL ‘LL BE THE DEATH OF ME BUT THANK YOU ANYHOW ANNIE YOU AND WICHITA GOT ME HIGH AND THANKS FOR HAVIN’ SUCH A SWEET LITTLE NIECE SUCH A PIECE ‘A COUNTRY PIE
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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HERE I AM I BEEN PASSIN’ OUT IN THE PARKING LOT OF EVERY HONKY TONK IN TOWN A WILD HAIR MOST EVERY NIGHT THAT WAS WAY BACK WHEN ABOUT THE TIME YOU LEFT ME BUT I SWEAR I SEE THE LIGHT HERE I AM IT’S TIME FOR LEAVIN’ HEADIN’ DOWN LIFES HIGHWAY GONNA GET IT RIGHT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE HERE I GO HEADIN’ DOWN THAT RIGHT ROAD LOOK OUT BOYS I’M ON MY WAY I BEEN CLOSIN’ DOWN THE HONKYTONKS’ THINKIN’ ITS WHAT I REALLY WANT HAVIN ME A PIN BALLIN’ PUB CRAWLIN’ TIME BETTER LIGHT ME A CANDLE QUIT CURSIN’ THIS DARKNESS BEFORE I GET MINE CHORUS BEEN CLOSIN’ DOWN THE HONKYTONKS THINKIN’ ITS WHAT I REALLY WANT A WILD HARE MOST EVERY NIGHT WAY BACK WHEN YA LEFT ME I SWEAR I SEE THE LIGHT CHORUS
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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I’LL TAKE YOU THERE FEAR, IT CAN PARALYZE YA, BUT IT CAN ENERGIZE YA IT’S UP TO YOU FEAR, GOT THE POLITICIANS PREACHIN’ IT THE TELEVISION TEACHIN IT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TRY LOVIN’ OUR NEIGHBOR AND TURN THE OTHER CHEEK, TRY TO LIVE AND LET LIVE, MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE PEACE FEAR, IT CAN TERRORIZE YA BUT IT CAN MOBILIZE YA ITS’ UP TO YOU PEOPLE WANNA SAY WE’RE A CHRISTIAN NATION THEN FOR CHRISSAKES LETS LISTEN TO WHAT HE WAS SAYIN’ HAVE NO FEAR TAKE MY HAND FOR THE PROMISED LAND TRY LOVIN YOUR FELLOW MAN AND I’LL TAKE YOU THERE I’LL TAKE YOU THERE I’LL TAKE YOU THERE, I’LL TAKE YOU THERE THO I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF DEATH HE LEADS ME BESIDE STILL WATERS NO EVIL DO I … FEAR, NOT THE DARK OR THE UNKNOWN HE SAID THE KINGDOM IS IN MY SOUL AND I’LL TAKE YOU THERE I’LL TAKE YOU THERE …
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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HAPPY ‘NOTHER MOTHERS’ BIRTHDAY HERE COMES ANOTHER MOTHERS DAY RIGHT AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY AND JUST LIKE ME TO BE RUNNIN’ LATE MADE SOME COOL PAPER MACHE’ BUT I LEFT IT IN THE RAIN ANOTHER BIG IDEA ANOTHER OLD PIPE DREAM HEADIN’ ON DOWN THE DRAIN I KNOW I GO OFF IN ALL DIRECTIONS SEEMS I NEVER GET THINGS DONE IF THE GETTIN’S WORTH THE GOIN’ AINT WE HAVIN’ FUN GONNA BUY YOU A DIAMOND RING AND A HOUSE OUT BY THE LAKE SOON AS I GET THE OL’ VAN RUNNIN’ AND HAVE A QUICK COFFEE BREAK STILL GOT ME A COUPLA DAYS YOU KNOW HASTE MAKES WASTE AND THEY SAY THAT STRESS WILL DO YOU IN SO I GUESS I’LL JUST SIT AND PLAY SO HAPPY ‘NOTHER MOTHERS BIRTHDAY THIS HERE IS THIS YEARS SONG THEY SAY THAT WHAT DON’T KILL US WILL ONLY MAKE US STRONG I KNOW I GO ROUND AND ROUND IN CIRCLES SOMETIMES WE GET TO CLIMB THE WALLS IF THE JOURNEY IS THE ISSUE AINT WE HAVIN’ A BALL SO HAPPY ‘NOTHER NOTHERS BIRTHDAY I JUST WANNA SAY I KNOW I DRIVE US CRAZY BUT I LOVE YA ANYWAY SO HAPPY ‘NOTHER MOTHERS BIRTHDAY
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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LONG DISTANCE YOU CALLED ME FROM PARIS, FRANCE ALL WE DID WAS SCRAP AGAIN SEEMS WE’RE ALWAYS ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE LONG DISTANCE YOU CALLED COLLECT FROM MEXICO, PORTUGAL AND TOKYO SEEMS WE’RE ALWAYS ON THE GO OR ON THE PHONE LONG DISTANCE I WANT SOMEONE TO SHARE MY LIFE NOT NECESSARILY NEEDIN’ ANOTHER WIFE BUT I AINT LOOKIN’ FOR PART OF THE TIME I WANNA GO THE LONG DISTANCE I WAS PAINTIN SIGNS IN MY BACKYARD YOUR CALL CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD I CAN’T LOVE YOU FROM AFAR OR FROM THE CAR LONG DISTANCE I CAN’T LOVE SO CASUALLY, I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE OR SET ME FREE OUR LOVE MAY SOON BE A CASUALTY OF LONG DISTANCE WE BOTH LOST IN LOVE BEFORE HEARD THE SLAMMIN OF THE DOOR LATELY I JUST CAN’T AFFORD ANYMORE, LONG DISTANCE I WANT YOU TO SHARE MY LIFE YOU MAY WIND UP BEIN’ MY WIFE BUT I AINT LOOKIN’ FOR PART OF THE TIME I WANNA GO, C’MON LETS GO, IT’S TIME TO GO THE LONG DISTANCE
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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A PIRATES DREAM I WAS A PIRATE ONCE IN ANOTHER LIFE IT WAS OH SO CLEAR LIKE IT WAS LAST NIGHT BOOTY ALL AROUND ME THERE TO PILLAGE & PLUNDER I FELT THE STORM CLOUDS GATHERIN’ SET SAIL BEFORE THE THUNDER 16 MEN ON A DEAD MANS CHEST YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM I SAILED WITH EDDIE TEACH ON THE SEVEN SEAS TILL I BLEW OUT MY KNEE ON THIS ISLAND BEACH FIVE MILES OFF OF THAT MAINLAND ROAD CLOSE ENOUGH TO PILLAGE AND PLUNDER THERE AND BACK BY THE BREAK OF DAY TO LEAVE THE LOCALS TO WONDER 16 MEN ON A DEAD MANS CHEST YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM WHEN THEY CAUGHT UP WITH ME MADE ME WALK THE PLANK SOMEONE CUT MY ROPES I DON’T KNOW WHO TO THANK I SWAM AWAY FAST AND LOW TRIED TO GET BACK TO MY ISLAND IF I MADE IT I’LL NEVER KNOW BUT I WOKE UP WET & SMILING 16 MEN ON A DEAD MANS CHEST YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
UNCLE ROY
2011-11-23
Roy Schultz

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STICK A LIME IN IT IF YOU AINT LIVIN ON THE EDGE YOU’RE TAKIN’ UP TOO MUCH SPACE IF I DIDN’T BACK AWAY FROM THAT LEDGE I WAS GONNA JUMP AND BUST MY FACE SO I MADE A PLEDGE AND I QUIT THAT RACE I’M GONNA LIVE UNTIL I’M DEAD CAUSE TIME & TIDE WON’T WAIT STICK A LIME IN IT BETTER YET A LITTLE UMBRELLA TOO I’M HERE TO SOAK UP THE SUN EVERY NIGHT UNDER THIS NEON MOON STICK A LIME IN IT ONE OF THEM LONG NECK BOTTLES GOT MY HAND ON THE THROTTLE OF A ST. GEORGE SUMMER NIGHT I’M ON THE BRIDGE, NOW I’M ON MY WAY IF I DON’T HIT THE DITCH I JUST MIGHT BE HERE TO STAY I MAY NEVER GET RICH BUT I CAN CATCH THAT WAVE AND I CAN LIVE UNTIL I’M DEAD CAUSE TIME & TIDE WON’T WAIT CHORUS IT WAS CLOSIN’ TIME DOWN AT EDDIE TEACH’S OLD RAW BAR WHEN THE KAYAK CREW COME IN WANTIN TO HEAR SNAKEFARM THEN SOMEBODY YELLED PLAY SOMETHIN’ BEACHY WITHOUT GETTING’ ALL PREACHY I SANG ‘EM THIS SONG ….. STICK A LIME IN IT …..

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